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Fun and Unique Halloween Tricks or Treats

by Gerri Jensen

Funny Halloween Jokes — Mummy Jokes and Pumpkin Jokes

Celebrate the fall.  Fill a small treat bag with a few treats candy or sugar-free,  and these fun mummy and pumpkin jokes.  ( print  below) – Share with family and friends.

Mummy Jokes

fun mummy jokes

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.

Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

Q: Why couldn’t the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up!

Q: What is a Mummies’ favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!!

 Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
.A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
A: Any old girl he can dig up!

Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!

Q: Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
A: The Dead Sea!

Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
A: Because their daddies were mummies!

Pumpkin made into Jack-oLatern

 Pumpkin Jokes

Q: What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!

Q: What’s black, white, orange, and waddles?
A: A penguin with a jack-o-lantern.

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